Tuesday: And then I spent twenty minutes stuck in traffic driving home, because H-1 was designed by an idiot.

But I needed arbitrarily priced goods, and so I had to go to Target.

My Target has very little branding reminding you you're at Target.

Paw Patrol has a game?  Right next to the infinity Frozen games?

I assume this means, "Someone can be Elsa, but at least you don't have to pay for the Anna dress."

I also was able to fix items 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, and 8 from yesterday's new laptop list.  The solution to 4 was to simply remap home/end and page up/down to each other.

Today's Drawlloween is Pumkin.  Pumpkin.  Whatever.

• Cards Against Humanity.
• Red pandas.
• Huh.
• Star Wars.