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Tuesday: No, it didn't work

It basically just gives you a very complicated calculation of the median.  Crap.  I guess I'll need to think about it more.

What time is it?

Go, Team Red Panda!

• I guess if owning 14 guns isn't going to make you not live in fear, shooting someone probably is going to make you think it's his fault.
• Republicans are still trying to kill the post office.
• Is it really "fanart" if you work on the TV show?  In any case, hilarious.
• Fucking finally.  I suspect this will also magically kill the "$10 a day for wifi" scam hotels have been running for the last forever.

Hey!

That's my cellphone background!

(So the sad thing is, I had to take this picture with my old cellphone camera, because my regular camera is somewhat broketastic, and needs batteries I don't have. Surprisingly, my old cellphone had 2/3 power bars despite sitting in a box since February. Also, I guess cell phone cameras like to autofocus on the reflections, because of the four I took, this one was the best. Oh well.)