Friday: These people need to pay some fucking attention.

Person 1: Girl walking her chihuahua with one of those retractable leashes.  Maybe it'd be a good idea to keep the leash reasonably short so it doesn't wander into traffic while you're crossing the street.

Person 2: Dad with his three kids walking through the parking lot.  Maybe it'd be a good idea to keep an eye on your kids as they run around in traffic instead of dicking around on your phone while walking twenty feet ahead of them.

Person 3: That same fucking dad, this time dicking around with his phone halfway down the ice cream aisle while those damn kids run into people as they chase each other around at the end of the aisle.

"Why would anyone buy these chairs?  They're not at all comfortable to sit in."

• Shy people.
• Peggy Noonan is an idiot.
• Whoever set up this table is an ass.
• All those scandals.