It was rainy. |
Then I had to go to the regular doctor, to ensure I don't have tuberculosis. I do not have tuberculosis, but all the doctor people had cake. Delicious cake I also do not have.
Four paragraphs removed because I was annoyed by multiple things at work.
Then I drove home, and had issues because two completely different people think hazard lights mean it's ok to park illegally. Yeah, this is only a six lane road clearly labeled as no parking. THERE'S PROBABLY NOT THAT MUCH TRAFFIC ON IT.
Also, the supermarket didn't have any California rolls that weren't spicy or brown rice. Who even wants brown rice sushi? Bad people. People who are wrong.
I also realized today that my ranking for animals is highly correlated with the fluffiness of that animal's tail. Squirrels? Fluffy tail. Red panda? Fluffy tail. Fox? Fluffy tail. Elephant. Elephants are ok, I guess.
My office window also never unfogged. |
I also realized today that my ranking for animals is highly correlated with the fluffiness of that animal's tail. Squirrels? Fluffy tail. Red panda? Fluffy tail. Fox? Fluffy tail. Elephant. Elephants are ok, I guess.
- I want cake.
- Fluffy dog.
- Conservatives have no interest in the truth.
- A bad day on Sesame Street.
- Increasing the minimum wage does not decrease employment.
- I had never heard of Willem Arondeus. This was an oversight, and everyone should know him.
- Another thing everyone should see: "Dorothea Lange’s Censored Photographs of FDR’s Japanese Concentration Camps".
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