Or, I'll just get pizza for lunch tomorrow and short circuit the entire thing.
"Hey, what's going on over here?" |
"Hey, what's going on over here?" |
"Hey, what's going on over here?" |
"Hey, panda, you're not a hat. You're a panda." |
- I'm serious. It's like pizza was following me around all day. When even the president is encouraging me to eat pizza, what can I do? He has an army.
- Randomly stumbled across this dungeons and dragons related thing. The fact that you could pervert the intention of the rules to do things like this was always funny. Unless you were DM, and your players just came up with a solution to your "Vampire Endboss" that involves magically diverting the nearby waterfall base into his throne room. I don't recall exactly how this was accomplished, and I also don't recall if I invented that spell doing 10d6 points of blade damage to everyone in the room who bleeds before or after this trick. While I'm thinking, I will say that "throw the bags of flour from storage room A at the dark elves in storage room B, and then use the principle of a grain elevator explosion and a torch to clear the room" was actually a brilliant way to solve that problem.
- Here's a picture of a man fighting a tiger while a snake attempts to kill them both; meanwhile, they're fighting on the train tracks and a train is about to run them over. I assume it represents the struggle of the workers. Or something.
- I really hope that tomorrow's Adventure Time is happy, because a week of depressing stuff like this is really getting me down.
- Although, this helps.
- Spicy buffalo shrimp poboy with crumbled gorgonzola. That looks good too.
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