Wednesday: Pretty much fuck today.

I didn't know what I wanted for lunch today, and after thinking, "maybe a salad," followed by "salads suck," I decided to stop by the other bakery.

I did not get a kimche muffin.

 "Do you want to try our Portuguese sausage chili and cornbread special?"  "Does it have beans?"  "Yes, but I don't like beans either, so try it, and see if you like it!"

It was pretty good.

Ok, great, all good.  I finished, and got out a stick of gum.  A few bites in, I feel something weird in my mouth, and I think I chipped a tooth.  "On what?"  No clue.  So guess who's going to the dentist tomorrow to see how much it's going to be to fix?

Also, about the same time, I looked down and discovered that I'd dripped chili on my shirt.  Good job, me.  Great day, all around.

• Seriously, fuck today.
• Serious links.
• Fuck hedge funds.  I know they steal from rich people, but they also steal from poorly managed retirement funds.
• Shouldn't this be obvious?
• a) Agnodice.  b) Has someone written a history book, or, for that matter, any text book, in the style of a tumblr post?  I guess there's the Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes guy (which, after searching, I remembered that I actual own), but this should be a thing.
• Less serious links.
• I would like to fight vampires Sailor Moon's way.
• That is the best birthday card.
• Civil War.
• Geordi La Forge.