It turns out that the end result of last week is that I had to have a filling replaced. Plus x-rays and a cleaning. The one good thing is that my love of those plastic flossers means I don't really have bad teeth.
That bird was back, wandering around like it owns the place. |
But you still can't live at work. Even if you've decided you totally can just live at work. |
What's the most delicious and softest food around? Lasagna! |
- Well that's depressing.
- It's old news, but it's still worth taking time to recognize someone who achieved something great.
- I think the translation is that we're going to cause a robot revolution by making robots do something and then commanding them to undo that work. Whatever the point, I just like how nervous the red robot looks in the last panel.
- Kaiten yakiniku. It's probably a good thing that this likely doesn't exist in the US.
- Black Panther.
- Team Cap.
- Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust.
Which reminds me of something that I realized this morning, based on yesterday's Vandal Savage discussion. Vandal Savage is immortal. Stab him, he just laughs at you. He can't be killed (they do in that TV show I was watching, but that's because they're done with the story, plus he was fighting time travelers, and that kind of ruins the point I'm about to make). Hive, over on Agents of Shield is also immortal, although he doesn't have the ability to withstand nuclear bombs, as we saw on Tuesday.
Anyway, the point: if you're immortal, and are fighting somebody who's not immortal, just stop it. Go away. Hide in your castle, send a letter saying, "sorry about the trouble, let's just call it all off. Have a good life!", go on game shows and win both showcases. Because you can. Your enemy is going to die, because they're not immortal. You don't have to get your evil scheme done today. Again, VS had the issue that he was fighting time travelers, and had immortal opponents as well. But Hive could have returned to Earth, told Gideon Malick to play it cool, and sent the Shield people a "sorry you killed me, let's be friends anyway" note. Wait for them to all die, or for the government to stop funding them, or whatever. Convert a few Inhumans slowly, build up a good team with a good cover story. Stop excessively murdering everyone in your own organization. You know, sane things.
This is largely what the vampires in the VHD world did. They outlived most people, genetically engineered humans to be less of a threat, and the outlived everybody some more. Then they fought a war against invading aliens, and continued their strategy of "outlive the fuck out of everyone." Eventually the majority got bored with outliving everything and being awesome, and either left the planet (to go outlive somebody someplace else), died from boredom, or went someplace quiet to avoid running into D.
Because doing something loud inevitably means you kill someone, that person has a friend that runs into D, and D comes in to listen to your taunts before killing you (and like 80% of the time, the friend too, because everyone dies in VHD). D then leaves to go outlive everyone else.
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