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I had to go to the mall and have sushi. |
That's how it works.
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The yakitori isn't the best. It's more "we put lots of sauce on it" and less "we grilled it and put a bit of sauce on it." |
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I also got a wallet, and it had so much crap jammed in it. I need three copies of a stupid card trying to convince me how sophisticated I am because I use a wallet and don't just cram money in a zip lock bag? Also, there are like eight slots in this one. Who has that much crap? Driver's license, credit card, atm card. What else do you need? I pulled out the removable id thing, because that's just dumb and makes it thicker. |
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Also, Dear Macy's, here's part of the reason you might be having trouble. The wallet was $42.50, 30% off this weekend to $29.75. "Here's what I'm going to do," said the lady at checkout. "I'm going to add this $3 donation." BEEP! "But now I'm going to give you this extra 25% off coupon!" BEEP! "See, that's more than the three dollars! It's all ok!" Sure, lady, fine. You want to kind of defraud your company out of $7.44? Not my problem. |
No, I do not have any idea what charity I donated $3.00 to. I'm hoping it's not like, "Macy's Fund for Telling People Nazis Weren't Really So Bad." Let's google it. Oh, ok,
those are fine, I guess. Whatever. Charity Navigator only lists one of those, though (
only two stars, RIF? WTF?).
- Darwyn Cooke.
- Not Darwyn Cooke.
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