Monday: The leftover desire half-life is pretty short

Today was leftover turkey soup.  I'm trying to come up with ways to make it more exciting this week, although I'm pretty sure that "turkey soup bread pudding" isn't a thing.  I've also discovered that my soup is full of gelatin from the connective bits, as it was kind of at the "bizarrely jello" stage when I took it out of the fridge.  A short time in the microwave sorted this out, I was just expecting it to be a bit soup-ier.

Squirrel hug!

What are you doing, puppy?

• Brunchables.
• In the wake of this news story about Siri, the horribly inappropriate parody. Also: really funny.
• Depressing story of overequipped thugs.
• Depressing story about the problem with trying to be balanced.
• Fun reminder of the best part of elementary school gym.
• Self poptart shows up so much in my RSS feed that I've spent most of the evening wishing I had poptarts.  I will have to fix this problem tomorrow.
• Nightmare snowman.
• This guy plays one of the 9000 war themed first person shooters. And is basically a hilarious asshole the entire time.