Friday: At least it's Friday.

Also: that trash truck from yesterday leaks oil all over the floor.  Good job, trash truck.

Lunch was eventful.  I decided to get a Safeway sandwich, because that's generally easy, and I could pick up more stuff for my work fridge.  As I'm walking through the pop aisle, I see this:

"What are you doing in the grocery store, tiny lizard?"

That's when I saw people behind me, laughing.  Whatever, jerks.  You go be the kind of person who doesn't talk to small animals and enjoy your boring world.

Then I went to the sandwich counter, and was told:

1. They can't make the special chicken/gouda/bbq sandwich, because they didn't have any chicken.  Ok, that's a lie, because I can see the chicken, but whatever, ham and swiss on 8-grain.
2. We don't have swiss.  Havarti then, because sure, why not.
3. Also we don't have 8-grain.  Wheat?
4. We don't have any wheat bread at all.  How about this hoagie roll?

And that's when I literally said, "fuck it," grabbed my grocery bag from the basket, leaving the basket on the floor with the two things I was also planning on buying, and left.  I got an unsatisfying bacon/cheese/maple syrup crepe from the crepe place.  I don't know what the deal is, but the crepe place just opened, and "unsatisfying" seems to be their main attribute.  It never has a pleasant eating temperature, and they always are soggy.  I thought this one, with no veggies (which I assumed was the problem with my previous ones) would be better, but it wasn't.

Agents of Inhumanity was awful again.  So much so that I ignored most of it.  Here's what I don't understand: the team got back together, because Spark Girl made lightning from Puu Ualakaa at night (Tweet: Watching TV shows filmed where I live is weird. "Wait, they can't be there. That closes at sunset."), and so they were able to get her and Lockjaw.  But instead of bringing everybody, they sent half the team to go fight the bad guys on Earth.  Why?  Just go home, kill Maximus, and then call down like, "oh, hey, Maximus is dead, and you're stuck on Earth.  Would you like to surrender, or should I just call the Earth cops on you?"  Instead, they waste a bunch of time with nonsense "what do the people want" talk.  The people probably don't want Maximus, since he's such an asshole, so maybe get the power again, and then set up democracy or whatever.  He's a tyrant, you're a tyrant, but you're also nominally the good guy.  Plus, he's trying to kill you, so you know.

And they killed Gorgon, but no one cares, because no one cares about any of the characters that is not a CGI teleporting dog.  

• This person is a monster.
• I think the answer to this question is annoyingly obvious.
• Phil gets a little bit click-baity here, but I don't feel like looking up another article on A/2017 U1.
• So the answer to my random question seems to be no, dogs don't really recognize cartoon dogs.
• Mark Hamill as everybody.
• I think Gabby is teaming up with Kate at some point, so this quick introduction was good to see that she's wonderful as well.