Wednesday: I just saw that doughnut from yesterday, and now I'm sad I don't have a doughnut.

I guess today is just full of disappointment.

Isn't it, hairtie that decided it was done working?

 I mean, I guess it's not that big of a deal.

Given that I literally have like fifty more.

And I did get a medal, so that's cool.

• Joe Biden is wonderful.
• Good.  Also, what kind of asshole sells three companies for some large fraction of a half billion dollars, and still thinks it's a good idea to steal company secrets?  Like, fucking retire, jackass.  How much more money do you need?
• Ghost apples exist.  I did not know this.
• Republicans suck at governing, part a billion.
• Good magnets.
• Knit gnome.  Unrelated, but JFC, English.
• The ides of March.
• Part 1.
• Part 2.
• Part 3.