Damn it, Corey. Get it together.

There's a new sushi place in Alameda.  It's not terribly good.

A table full of food.

What's rule number one with sushi? "Warm sushi is probably pretty gross."  Yeah.  That one.  The spicy tuna was also sloppy.  Next issue?  Why not use sriracha or a sriracha/kewpie mayo mix like everyone else?  Instead, it was some bizarre over sweet chili sauce.  The karaage was more like a chicken nugget than something proper and flavorful.  The rolls also had really bad structural integrity.

"What was wrong with Corey?"  Corey kind of forgot that people like to have utensils and plates to eat food.  He also kind of took forever with getting drinks.  And he forgot that signing your check by slicing open a finger to write with blood is a bit tacky.  He's probably in high school, so it's not like this is his destined career, but wow.  Get it together, Corey.

UPDATE: Julie says Corey had like "a bunch of tattoos," so he's probably not in high school.  Even more reason to get it together.