Friday: Christmas.

Soaking roast beef in au jus before making a sandwich means the sandwich is going to end up soggy.  Delicious, but soggy.

• It's been an entire year, and I just now saw this pun.
• Josephine Baker.
• Holiday Baking.
• Pikachu.
• Snorlax emoji.
• The idea being that if you're lazy or late, you can just mark up the card, and be correct for whichever year/Chinese zodiac animal is appropriate.
• Wonder Woman, stealing a Christmas tree.
• I don't have enough art deco stuff here today, I guess.
• Santa sushi.
• Santy Claus.