Thursday, February 20, 2014

Thursday: Why do I only ever have like 99 things or zero things?

Today is a zero thing day.

Here. Let's go with this.  WTF?  "Hold on, tiny dogs representing France and Belgium nipping at the heels of, let's say, The Kaiser.  Wait, you mean to tell me Willy did have that ridiculous mustache?  I just thought that was some editorial exaggeration.  Anyway, I will add my own tiny dog representation to the fight, where we can slog on for four years.  I'm totally sure we won't completely destabilize all of Europe and set the groundwork for seventy years of various levels of worldwide conflict.  I'm totally sure of that last one."

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