Monday, February 3, 2014

Monday: asdgasdgasdgtrg mondays

It's the sheer Mondayness of it all.  You wake up, it's Monday, it sticks around all damn day, being all Monday about everything.  And then, to top it all off, you discover that for some stupid reason, the tool you're using on an honest-to-god proper supercomputer is limited to a 60000 character input file.  It's just the kind of thing that makes you wish you could just stay in bed all day with a pad of paper and work out math problems instead.
 Here.  Look at this bird.

  • Pizza bed.
  • Best pet.
  • Last panel.
  • Scary monsters.
  • This is why math is important.  The fact that people who are part of the fucking government can't understand that if a business has 1 owner and N > 1 employees, then, at most, the fraction of the country that owns a business is 1/(1 + N), and that that number is strictly equal to or less than 0.5 is just terrifying.  This is basic fucking math.  This is the kind of algebra that when you explain it to people, they respond with, "oh, that's what you're trying to say.  Why didn't you just say that, I'm not fucking stupid?"  Yes, indeed, there are people that fucking stupid.

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