Tuesday: Day 900 of teh dethh

It seems that the tides of the battle have shifted, as I seem to have largely defeated opposition in the lungs and ears.  There's an entrenched group sticking it out in my right ear, but they're clearly out gunned and under supplied.  My disease assassins freedom-fighters have worked well in the past 24 hours, breaking the enemy's lines of defense quite solidly.

However, this has led those dastardly foes to switch to the use of vengeance weapons, where they no longer care about winning and just want to cause as much destruction as possible.  They've rolled out what must be their worst tool ever invented: the sinus headache.  It is truly an insidious thing, forged in the pits of hell itself. Move too fast? Searing pain throughout your skull.  Cough? Searing pain throughout your skull.  Blow your nose? Searing pain throughout your skull.  Bend over to pick something up? Searing pain throughout your skull.  Even Captain Reginald "Ace" Taminophen and his squadron of pain killers can only manage a slight advantage against such nefarious tactics.  My hope is that Admiral Dip "Hen" Hydramine can use his multi-tactic battleship to keep those symptoms down overnight.

Clearly, this guy is the Lion King.

Here's a video from Russia.  In which a bear tries to talk to one guy, who panics, while another guy watches, not caring at all.

• Read this story and see if you came up with the same "wait, what?" moment that I did.
• I've mentioned these before, but they're still a great idea, so I'm doing so again.
• Poor bear. :(
• This is fucking bullshit.  How can killing someone be valid "standing your ground," but scaring an admitted abuser away be "aggravated assault with a deadly weapon."  Also: deliberating for 12 minutes suggests that the jury didn't really give a damn about things.
• This squirrel is messy and cute.  That helps, but can't solve all problems.