Sunday: Now I remember why I don't go to that mall very often.

It's super crowded, parking is terrible, and it doesn't have anything that I can't find elsewhere with less hassle.

Then I went to Target.

Wait, what?

How are these different than these sippy cups that were recalled last year? The ones last year would only poke out one eye at a time.

• This is the best mineral in existence.
• Today's Pokemon joke.
• I did not care about the Oscars as much as the entire rest of the world.  Nice to see somebody realized that kicking out someone who just won one was a bad idea.