Daily to-do list for Roomba

1. Wake up at the wrong time, because fuck you, I don't remember what time it is.
2. Find a kleenex.
3. Shred kleenex all over the room.
4. Find phone charger cable.
5. Trace cable back to plug.
6. Pull plug under bed.
7. Find a sock.
8. Get the sock tangled up in brushes. 
9. Die in the middle of the room.