Friday: I am the King of Friday Nights

You too can become Friday Royalty.  You just need to follow these easy steps:

1. Come home from work.
2. Eat dinner.
3. Fall asleep on the couch.
4. Wake up when your precariously balanced arm falls onto your keyboard.
5. Fall asleep on the couch. Again.  This step is essential.
6. Wake up when your precariously balanced arm falls asleep and forces you to wake up.
7. Make boring blog post.

This would be even funnier if it actually was an accident both times.

Turtles!

• Everyone watches Adventure Time, right?
• Animals dressed as the type of animal they are.
• Squirrel!
• Huh.  That's interesting.