"Act like you've got some goddamn sense, people!"

So I saw this tweet:

That led me to looking to see what the twinkie auctions on ebay really were like.  First one I saw was this:

Ok, so that's about $4 per Twinkie.  That seems a bit expensive.  However, that seemed to be the going rate:

Why would you buy just one?

This one was a better deal:

That's only $3.60 each.

Whoa, a bargain!

Then again, why would you just settle for buying one fleeting box, when you could get an entire kit designed to make them:

This seller was concerned you would think he's trying to pass off old Twinkies:

So eat them fast, I guess.

This is a bit of an exaggeration, don't you think?

"ICONIC"?

And that's when I realized that everyone had lost their fucking minds.

Can something that was never alive really be declared "extinct"?

HOLY FUCK I NEED 80 TWINKIES, RIGHT NOW! (AND ONLY $3.25!)

SHORTAGE SPECIAL! POSSIBLY BECAUSE I CLEARED OUT THE STORE!

Seriously, "Twinkie Apocalypse"?  I don't think it's really that bad.

That's when I discovered that it was actually even worse than I thought:

If this has any place in "your collection," I hate you more than you can imagine.