Tuesday: argle blargle.

You know who are jerks? Functions that don't have nice analytic solutions.  "Oh, look at me, I'm only defined in terms of an integral, I'm so fancy."  You're a jerk, function. You're a jerk, and you know it.  At least some of them have the common fucking decency to have a derivative that is at least defined in terms of itself.  dF(x)/dx = 1 - 2 x F(x)?  You're lucky, function.  That's the only thing saving you from being an asshole.

Lazy signs are great.

What are you doing, wolf? This isn't even the right subway line!

• Puppy.
• "Yes, the tires are fine. I didn't do a thing to the tires. I even bought the tires with the Lifeguard Blowout Shields. The brakes, you fools. I cut your damn brakes!"
• This is why art deco is great.
• Puppy video!
• So this actually happened today.
• Baman Piderman cosplay?