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| Vote Ron Paul. He supports crudely spray painted signs. |
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| "I transcribe text messages onto paper. I also have no available childcare, because that's socialism." |
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| "No, I always keep one hand in my back pocket to make sure The Gays don't get me." |
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| "I AM THE WHITEST PERSON IN THIS ROOM!" |
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| "This is the piggiest face I can make!" "BEEP BOOP! TARGET ACQUIRED!" |
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| "It's late and past my bedtime. Why am I here?" |
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| "You know what? Fuck you South Carolina. Fuck you and your stupid primary." |
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| "See, if I were a Sith Lord, I'd be killing you all with lightning right now. Vote Romney: I'm not a Sith Lord." |
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| Oops. That's going to hurt his chances with the evangelicals, I guess. |
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