Saturday, January 21, 2012

Might as well do the rest of them too

Vote Ron Paul. He supports crudely spray painted signs.

"I transcribe text messages onto paper. I also have no available childcare, because that's socialism."

"No, I always keep one hand in my back pocket to make sure The Gays don't get me."

"I AM THE WHITEST PERSON IN THIS ROOM!"

"This is the piggiest face I can make!" "BEEP BOOP! TARGET ACQUIRED!"

"It's late and past my bedtime. Why am I here?"

"You know what? Fuck you South Carolina. Fuck you and your stupid primary."

"See, if I were a Sith Lord, I'd be killing you all with lightning right now. Vote Romney: I'm not a Sith Lord."
Although:
Oops.  That's going to hurt his chances with the evangelicals, I guess.


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