I mean, thanks for ruining my day, Checkout Lady.
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| A pretty good ham sandwich. |
- Teach a man to fish.
- Thor.
- I'm not a fan of slaw or kimchi, but that sausage sounds good.
- Squirrel.
- That's just fucking awful.
- So I started with, "why the fuck does Nick Spencer even write comics," and then I clicked on his wikipedia article, and it's totally going to be removed, but, just in case, here's what some brilliant person added:
- "In 2016 Nick Spencer, perhaps seeking personal kinship with Richard Spencer, decided to start turning iconic anti-fascist characters of the WW2 era into Undercover Nazis. When this was met with backlash, Spencer bravely decided to helm his course and not only retcon the Jewish heritage of a prominent Marvel family, but make their Holocaust survivor patriarch another Undercover Nazi, presumably under the reasoning that the sheer death toll of Jewish people achieved by the Nazis was inspirational in its grandiose, world-altering magnitude, because there's not many other flimsy, grasping reasons one could conceive to remotely consider this to be a good idea. Some fans speculate that soon characters like the new Muslim Ms Marvel or PoC Spiderman Miles Morales will join Captain America's Hitler Youth, because that's the only possible way Spencer could push the edge of his tenure with Marvel (inexplicably indulgent of his increasingly fascist writers' antics) any further short of resurrecting Jesus Christ into the Marvel multiverse and revealing The Messiah was Hitler himself all along."
- Everyone wants to give dogs hugs.
- I'd forgotten this.
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