Thursday: So that happened

I'm driving home from work, and the light changes, so I stop.  Like you're supposed to.  Then this lady

This lady.

walks into the crosswalk, stops in front of my car, and waves.  I waved back, because what else are you going to do when crazy people wave at you.  She then continued on her way, smoking her cigarette, and the light changed back to green.

So...that happened today.

• Version A to read this story: animals are super cute, and accept humans as just like them, just kind of dumb.  Version B: Leopard seals are fucking genocidal monsters to penguins.
• Beedrill.
• I don't have an automatic phonograph. :(
• Pizza triptych.
• That is a waste of pizza.
• Exactly.
• Sbarro isn't the best pizza, but it has always been satisfyingly pizza pizza.  Especially when you're flying back from Europe and just want pizza.