Monday, March 31, 2014

Monday: One of those days

Except the poorly illuminated guy is an amorphous aggregate of non-tangible things.

  • Serious things.
  • Food things.
    • This calzone.
    • This burger.
    • This curry.
    • These dummies.
    • Fuck you, Vermont.  Is this why I can't find grade B anywhere?  I don't want to use a spectrum of adjectives just because you're too shit at educating people that grade B is better than grade A.  If you want to use a range, define an opacity number or something, so I can buy an 80% syrup instead of having to deal with the crappy 40%.  You know what I've done since I couldn't find grade B syrup anywhere, Vermont?  I buy local honey instead.  You've lost a bunch of sales to insects.
  • Animal things.

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