Tuesday: One pun is having to do the work of bringing this week up from crap.

To be fair though, it's a good pun.

And tumblr did one of their quarterly "completely break everything to make the site unusable."  So I googled, and Google did the thing.

To be fair, I had to cheat, but it was too perfect of a setup to ignore.

• I'm not saying that I'm relying on people I know to try this out and let me know if this is any good, but I'm actually saying exactly that.
• This will always be the best Batman.
• I did not know that Anna May Wong had a TV show in 1951.
• Republicans are incompetent.