So instead, here's more of Secret Wars.
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| There's a line earlier where somebody mentions that when they were beamed to Fight-World, they'd gone from regular clothes to their costume. That means the Beyonder had to look through time, and decide that Jen's outfit of choice is "swimsuit/socks/comfortable sneakers." That sounds about right. |
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| "Beep beep! Here to kill the people who let you crash on their couch!" |
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| This Colossus/Johnny Storm/Zsaji the villager love triangle makes no sense, and just makes Piotr creepier. In the next panel, Johnny is like, "I don't fucking care, my super smart brother in law is hurt too!" It's like Colossus is writing creepy erotic friend fiction. |
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| Reed Richards. Smartest person alive. Totally willing to just give up and let Galactus eat everybody. Thanks, Mr. Fantastic. Great plan. |
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This is where Spider-Man gets the black suit that's actually an evil symbiote, which eventually turns into Venom to make 90s comics awful edgy. |
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| They brought Janet back to life, because who else will they make say stupid shit like this? |
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| You know, just in general. Stop picking on Jen. |
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| Clint decides that only one person is allowed to have giant floppy boots. Ignore previous panels with Monica's giant floppy boots, Steve's giant floppy boots, and Tony's fake iron giant floppy boots. |
The point is, this isn't a great comic, and 1980s comic designs were pretty awful.
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