Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Wednesday: Fuck this soap.

I've forgotten to get new hand soap twice this week.  I got the best option I could today.
Reasons this soap sucks.


  1. See how it points to the side?  That's the only place the plunger works.  Off to one side, like some asymmetric jerk.
  2. See how it's not filled at the top?  That's because all the soap drains out of the nozzle.
  3. The plunger is also super sticky.  Combined with #2, this means you pound the stupid thing to get anything out, and it responds by launching soap across the sink, no where near your hand.
  4. This is not what pears smell like.  If you have pears that smell like this, someone is trying to poison you.
The smell also doesn't go away.  Stupid soap.

All the links are fun today.


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