Monday: A bird.

I was waiting on lunch, and wondering why it was taking so long.  When I went in to pick it up, the bakery lady asked, "what's that?"  "A cookie," I responded, holding up the cookie I bought for later.  "Oh," she said, putting a cookie back on the tray and grabbing a chocolate croissant.  "We burnt your sandwich, and had to remake it.  That's why it took so long.  Sorry."

• Kurt Schlichter is a fucking idiot.  "How do you know this?"  I have this link to a video, where he clearly runs into the problem of, "wait, why can't I just make up facts?  Sources?  WHAAAAA?"
• Igor Volsky is not an idiot, because he spent yesterday on twitter calling out the hypocrites who can't be bothered to help solve a problem because they've been paid to not solve it.
• Benji Webbe is a fucking idiot, too, but literally no one has ever heard of him, so I hope he enjoys his lack of fame.
• I'm wondering what this is going to be like.  A lot of these things sound tasty.
• That is an angry flower beatdown.
• Come on, Chitters.
• Squirrel friend.
• How dumb are people to miss shit that's literally explained in the movies?