Tuesday: Don't worry, Stephanie. We're going to make it through this. It'll all turn out fine.

I know you don't see the Havarti.  It's there somewhere.  You can find it.  Even if you don't, I'm perfectly happy if we have to go with Swiss.  I like all the cheeses, Stephanie.  I'm not that concerned, my sandwich isn't going to be ruined.

Of course, this is the moment when I remember I had a sandwich for lunch too.

That was mostly Julie's fault, being all, "look at my delicious sandwich," and making me hungry.

Also I made this guy out of electrical plug covers.  I have a lot of them at the office.

• Katsu sandwiches are delicious.  Most of the rest of these are just reasons why Japan feels like everything just works.
• Gawker keeps making bad decisions and firing people I like reading.
• Tony Scalia is a horrible person, and I will be glad when he dies.
• Corgi.
• This is wonderful.