Some twitter links I saved while writing, since I'm likely going to have to stop writing in the next 10-15 minutes.

• "Heap all the meat on the grill and slowly spread it out as dinner progresses."  That's actually kind of a really good idea.  Then some of the fast cooking meat can stay in the heap while other stuff absorbs the direct flame, and then can be finished quickly before eating.
• Ralph Nader fucked everyone in 2000.  He's basically just gotten more out of touch and awful since then.
• Three northern white rhinos left.