Monday: Vague title that I think is funny, but no one else would

Rain in the mountains always kind of looks cool.

Look at this asshole.  Not only does he drive an obnoxious SUV limo, he parked in a no parking zone.  Plus, he's no where near straight, so he sticks out into the lane.  Also: it's kind of hard to turn into the driveway with that obstacle.  I couldn't figure out who owns it, as "VIP Tour" is basically the name of every limo service ever invented ever.

"Tasty bacon."  I'm guessing this is a Tim Horton's thing.  It looks like it'd be deathly good, except for that egg.

• Bunny haet robot!
• If I recall correctly, these "federal government electric systems" would be like the TVA, right?  So, they were complaining about people not paying federal taxes on electricity from a project that was designed to provide electricity to areas that were not served by the incumbent power systems, right?  Nice to see dickish corporate power isn't a new invention.
• The dog.  You'll know when you get there.
• They still have a bajillion dollars, but it's always good to see some people lose, even if it never really hurts them.  Well, other than the knowledge of being wrong.
• Taxes.
• NASA and rockets.
• I was fooled by this once.  It tasted terrible, so I dumped the carton into the sink.  An hour later (an hour later in tropical weather, mind you), it was still semi-solid, so I banished the filth down the drain with a constant deluge of hot water.