Monday: Thanks, United

This showed up in my mail today:

I don't think I need to take a trip to Hawaii, United. You know where I live. You know that I can take a trip to see the "island life" by going to the grocery store.

I was going to put this into the links, but there are just too many good quotes to cram into a single bullet point.  I think this was in Brad Delong's list for the day.

• "I enjoy engaging conversations : spirituality/mysticism/consciousness/quantum/etc"
• "Nordic looks are fine"
• "I enjoy Working Out, Martial Arts, Nutrition, Videogames, Anime, Skating, Board Games, Action Movies, Cars and Clubs"
• "Like John Galt, I am on strike from a society which is not worthy of what I can produce and have been for going on seven years now"
• "Lifelover, truthseeker, intellisensual, psyche-savvy arts fiend"

"I am a very dapper bear, with my pipe and fancy glasses."

• This looks like it might be good.
• Squirrel!
• Who does this?
• My state doesn't suck.
• I wonder when this will lead to an environmental movement.
• I should track this book down.