Tuesday: Almost helpful.

Wait, so I can give you a better translation, Twitter, but there is no "WTF is wrong with you, Twitter, this is not in Estonian" button?

• There are so many things that make Agents of Shield a bad TV show.  I think at this point, there are two people who have not done something stupid.  Coulson and Sif, and Sif isn't even a regular on the show.
• This seems like the kind of thing that makes me even more sure that Apple products are crap.  Do you know what my phone calls me?  Nothing.  It's my tool, so I give it a phrase to recognize when I talk to it.
• Wow.  I am so surprised that someone from UKIP was caught saying something super racist.  I am stunned by this development.  It shakes my understanding of UKIP to their very foundations.  Wait...sorry, I'm just here looking at these shaking foundations, and noting that it's basically all racism.  Nevermind.
• Big piles of money anywhere are bad.
• This story is basically filled with horrible people and people making horrible decisions.  Read all the way for the "unexpected benefit" if you decided that today has just been too wonderful.