Monday: I'm glad everyone got the necessary noise variances to be assholes in the morning.

Group A with jackhammers.  Group B (possibly part of group A) with electric saws.  Group C with leaf blowers.  Fucking leaf blowers shouldn't even exist, as all they do is make noise and do a worse job than a broom.

Yes, fuzzy koala.  People loudly blow leaves all over the place, and do it when other people are trying to fucking sleep.

• I heard about this on twitter, but didn't think he actually used the proper Bacon Pancakes song.
• I am excited that this will soon arrive.
• I should go to the zoo.
• So when reality doesn't match what they claim, they ignore reality.