Friday: Because that's going to help.

I went to get pizza for lunch today.

I forgot to take a picture of my pizza.  See here for a reference, except today I had garlic/spinach.

There were two people in line in front of me.  They both ordered a slice, and then ordered a second one.  That's half a pizza each.  Then the best part, "and a diet pepsi."

• So that resets the "number of days since DC did something stupid" counter.
• This is an important thing that covers the important fact about current politics: it doesn't generally make sense to try and convince people that they're wrong, because that's very hard to do.  Instead, it's more effective to try and get people who support your views to vote, because the participation rate is sufficiently low that that is the main deciding factor.  This also explains why Republicans have been systematically working to make voting harder.  Suppressing votes allows them to win.
• Bird boss.
• This is why bull terriers are ugly.  Because animal breeders are horrible people.
• Raccoons are bad pets.