Friday: Because sometimes all you have are Shakespeare jokes.

Second Witch: "Guess how many assholes I'm looking at, Macbeth." Apparition of a bloody child: "Guess how many assholes I'm looking at too, Macbeth."

• Good.
• Also a good idea.
• The logic here is that Medicaid expansion would direct money to pay for poor people to get real health care, and Rick Scott wants poor people to stay sick and have the government just directly give that money to hospitals.  Because he's an ass.
• Important photo here: Art Laffer showing the estimated minimum and maximum amounts of shit he's full of.