Episodes one and two
are contained in this post.
So now it's episode 3, "
An Illustration of the Differences Between Team Twerp and Team Rocket."
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Not-Misty's Mom: "I think you should go with the white one." |
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Not-Misty: "Then I'll choose black, because I hate your style and I'm totally totally a jerk!" |
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Team Rocket is celebrating that The Boss has signed them on for a new season. |
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Ash, his new Froakie, and those two. They're like Max and May, I guess. I hate them both, because she's annoying, and he's also annoying. |
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N-M: "Bye bye Rhyhorn!" |
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Ok, to be fair to N-M, her mom is wearing pants that have a giant bow at the belt. I have no clue what's up with that. |
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The new Pokedex is really cool. |
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New Pokedex: "This is the...um...antenna pokemon. It is definitely not an electric mouse. Definitely not." |
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Don't do that, Ash. That's just creepy. |
Back to Team Rocket.
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James: "My new Pokedex is infinitely superior to Team Twerp's." And it is. Holy crap is that cool looking. |
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Hey! Wobbuffet's back! He was always the source of some of the best comedy. |
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Wobbuffet is not effective against this flying squid thing. |
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"HOW WILL YOU DEFEAT ME NOW, VILLAINS?" |
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James: "Here, have some sandwiches!" |
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Boop! |
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The sparkles means it worked. |
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And everyone... |
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Freaks the fuck out that that worked. Feed the Pokemon, ask it, and you somehow get a new teammate? |
How does Team Twerp catch a Fletchling?
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Brutal assault. |
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Followed by bubbles. I bet they hurt more than you'd think, though. |
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See? |
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And then Ash throws the Pokeball. |
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But it doesn't work, so Froakie has to beat the crap out of it some more. |
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Then, you bash it with the Pokeball just moments before it crashes to the ground. |
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Sparkles means it worked. |
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"We've successfully enslaved a wild animal!" |
Seriously, they couldn't have had a stranger juxtaposition of the two captures. TR does it with food and kindness, and TT does it by beating things up. We then switch back to Not-Misty.
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N-M: "I'm here to choose a Pokemon!" |
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I'm sure you can guess who she chooses. |
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