Wednesday: I apparently attempted to buy a book from a scam seller on Amazon.

Not this, however.  I really do have an order that's not scheduled to ship until like a year after the first part shipped.  It's a super long preorder.  Also: Amazon, maybe just say "Next delivery: Way off.  Don't worry about it.  You're cool."

I ordered the scam book around Thanksgiving, hoping it'd arrive before travelling at Christmas.  It didn't, and that seemed odd.  I filed a complaint when I got home, and went today to try and check on that.  Still no book, and no comment from Amazon about it.  I complained again, and then checked the store's reviews.  8% positive in the past three months, and the review page full of "never received book" comments.  And they'd been cut off from Amazon.  Complaining again did get me my $7.95 refunded, making this one of the crappiest scams ever.

• Not mistakes.
• I didn't think about it until watching that top gif like a dozen times, but getting hit in the head with a bag of coins probably is medically serious.
• Me: "Wait, is that Monica?"  Yes.  It is Monica.  (On the far right, having worse problems).
• Brooklyn 99 switched times to be on at the same time as Agent Carter.  I should probably add it to the DVR, since otherwise I'm never going to watch it again.
• A) I had that guy teach a history class in undergrad.  B) I miss the rye buns at Peanut Barrel.  Mushroom burger, though.
• Mistakes.
• That is just a way to justify murder.  "No, she was sitting on the side seat.  Totally didn't mean to run her over."
• I should watch these Lego versions of the Star Wars movies.
• Puppy.
• The internet.