Saturday: Fuck Big Kahuna's Pizza, and fuck the shitty shopping center they're located in.

First, look at the picture, and note that it is not of pizza.  That should be a sign that things didn't go right at Big Kahuna's.

The biggest issue?  It's cash only.  In 2015.  There are farmer's market stalls that take credit cards.  Not taking credit cards is a sign that either the place doesn't trust the gnomes that secretly run the financial system, or they're fudging the books somehow, and don't want the extra paper trail credit cards generate.

But, there are two credit unions in the same shopping center, so this shouldn't be a problem, right?  This is where being in a shitty shopping center makes the problem worse.  Two credit unions, and neither have an outside ATM.  The shopping center by work has like 17 ATMs, with one for each bank in the place.  However, there's a totally not sketchy "24 hour ATM" outside, run by the shopping center.  Which makes the lack of credit union ATMs make sense.  They're probably not allowed to have them in their lease, so the center can skim the fees off their ATM instead.  Because shit like that is a great way to run your business.

Of course, it doesn't fucking matter, because the single shitty ATM was broken.  So, fuck everybody.  

Also, fuck the dude who decided that in the entire completely empty parking lot, he had to pull up right next to me as I'm trying to back up.  Seriously, dude.  You could park in any of the hundreds of other parking spaces that aren't right next to the only car that's moving.

So I went to get ramen instead, because the ramen place never lets me down, and they've been taking credit cards for years.

• I hope Jake the Brick wins.
• Fuck Bill Kristol too.  He's a worthless piece of shit.
• I actually looked this character up yesterday after seeing some game clip and wondering WTF was going on.  This is all true.  Fuck Hideo Kojima too, I guess.
• That cat is going to murder people.