Or I could use wired internet in the room

More later, but first:

"Oh, no, you can't get a cab. It's only a 5-10 minute walk!"

Ok, you're a jerk, dude.  That's 5-10 minute walk if you're like, totally in shape.  Otherwise, it's a grueling slog up four fucking hills.  Plus, I'm doing it in clothes that aren't exactly designed for exertion.

In summary, I wanted a fucking cab, you wouldn't get me one, you're a jerk.

EDIT: Even google says it's 17 minutes.  And google's in shape, jerk.