Things that were wrong with that commercial

1. She is holding a ukulele. It is never played, nor is it in the background music. If Chekhov had a gun, he would shoot the writer.
2. Her song has unwieldy octave jumps. I think they auto-tuned her to make it work.
3. There were digital snowflakes in the background. WTF? This is Hawaii.
4. The only way to get a copy of this new song is in the Christmas Pack of Hawaiian Host chocolates. That's a bizarrely specific marketing strategy.
5. Her closing statement that we should all support her is accompanied by some sort of weird head movements that don't so much say "pop music star" as "porn star."