It only took like a month between all the other things that popped up. It's also nice to confirm that it matches the old code, but is better, due to reasons.
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| "Stairs are for cowards, mom!" |
I finally found my mom in the game.
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| "Mom, Herodotus the historian. Herodotus, my mom, who's been secretly running an island this whole time." |
It's this whole thing. At least she told me who my dad was:
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| Pythagoras. That Pythagoras. He's a bit of a dick in the game, which I believe tracks with historical records. |
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| He's in this big fancy space cave. |
Then I got kicked back out to "the present," which feels a lot like a carryover from some earlier game where they didn't think they could pull off a historical action game.
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| So I got to run around as Not-Kassandra, which is tricky, because I keep trying to use fancy Kassandra skills, which she doesn't have. |
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| And then the game just stopped trying to be historical. |
Whatever. I'll be back to stabbing baddies tomorrow.
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