Thursday: "Oh no. That would have been a good idea, huh."

Don't do it, bird!  You have so much to live for!

I didn't take the picture, but a minute later, he had his tiny bird toes curled over the edge.

• Buy a calendar, dumbass.  This isn't 1987 anymore.
• I think the important point here is that given an effectively infinite image set, you can match images drawn from a different effectively infinite image set.
• Home schoolers are pretty much insane.
• This is kind of a funny point as well.  Everyone who attempted to ruin their marriages probably couldn't have actually cheated.  
• It's important to read the text underneath for context.
• Batgirl.
• Not Batgirl.  Also, this clearly resets the "DC did something stupid" counter.