Saturday: I did the minimum amount of work necessary today.

Carrots, lettuce blend, smoked gouda, oven baked tomatoes, sauteed mushrooms, onion confit.  Image packing all that together, and then adding a bomb so it is scattered all over.  That's pretty much what eating this burger was like.  Nothing stayed together, which is unfortunate, because it could have been very good.  The cabernet mustard (the grey stuff in the middle) is good too.

• Whatever, goat.  You're always saying that.
• "Angry pterodactyl."
• This is the important point:  it doesn't matter what fancy technology you're using, if the basic business plan is "reduce worker protections by claiming they're not really workers to keep more money," then that's a serious problem.  This is also what led me to switching to a different local cab service, which seems to better address these issues.
• Wonder Woman.  I finally cracked the secret behind the old TV show:
• Bad guy comes up with a plan.  That plan always involves "kill Diana Prince" or "capture Diana Prince."  Occasionally it's "kill/capture a friend of Diana Prince."  These are all bad ideas.
• Bad guys show up to do that part of the plan, causing Diana Prince to look at them like she's really disappointed that they would try to pull this shit again.
• Diana Prince turns into Wonder Woman.
• Wonder Woman doesn't punch the stuffing out of the bad guys, mostly because she's just so amused by how much they think they can "punch her" or "shoot her with stuff" or "not immediately lose."
• The bad guys are arrested.
• The bad guys/Diana Prince repeat all these actions as she systematically dismantles their operation from low-level thug to top level CEO-bad guy.
• Marnie.