Monday: I am grumpy because every day I don't give this stupid make-up talk is a day that I make the current slides out of date.

I'm quickly reaching the point where I'll have to throw out every slide and replace it with a new one.  I generated three plots today that probably should go in the increasingly dominant "Updates" slide.  

I was going to take a picture of a bird, but it flew away, but I already had the phone out, so I took a picture of the tree.

• Spider-Man.
• Bernie Sanders.
• Turkey Town.
• Angry Roomba.