Saturday: I guess I have to go back to Target tomorrow

Because this fan sucks.  Well, not literally.  It's simply a poorly designed and implemented fan.  I turned it on, and it immediately started making rattly sounds.  Then, I let go of the dial, and it started pushing itself backwards across the floor.  If I was making an airboat, this would be a good thing.  The only way to keep it from rattling and sailing away is to put a heavy weight on the top of it.

This is unsatisfactory, so it's going back tomorrow.

I just today noticed that there is no thirteenth floor in my building.  I've lived here for five years.

• Monopsony.
• Monopoly.
• Bears.
• Llama.
• Something fishy.