Thursday: They didn't cut my Cuban sandwich in half today.

See?  They always cut my Cuban sandwich in half.  I guess they were just busy today.

And why do I have like 75% bad things in links today?  Today has just been an all around disappointment of a day.

• The tl;dr of this one is that Vanguard is being attacked because they're implicitly evading taxes because they aren't charging their customers more in fees.  That's stupid, of course, but this is the world we live in now.
• Why would you want an app for a campaign?  Especially since they're just going to use it to steal information.
• It'd be nice if there was more proof behind this claim.
• This is the only not-terrible link today, and it's a spoiler for Star Wars.