Thursday: Eh. At least it's almost the weekend.

Yes, that is bread inside of shoes.  No, I don't understand it either.

• Chipmunk.
• Squirrel.
• I would argue that "using the absence of competitors to charge extra fees" is the very definition of a monopoly.  When you use your position to extract rents above normal profits, you've stopped working in the public interest.  If we didn't have to deal with half the country being fucking morons, this kind of shit would get your board of directors sent to jail, and the rest of the company broken up.
• This is dumb.  They should have just let it go, and dealt with problems with, "yeah?  So?  Go fuck yourself."