Saturday: I couldn't decide what I wanted to eat

So, you know:

• Aku.
• What are you doing, dog?  You're not an otter!
• I've come to the conclusion that the original Star Trek is objectively a bad TV show.  This week's episode had the crew discovering a dead base, and subsequently have to battle fuckery.  Last week's episode had the crew discovering a dead ship, and subsequently had to battle fuckery.  It's not like there was an actual problem, just boom.  This guy's going to do bullshit to fuck things up for no damn reason.